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The Gless Ee. Ye can play hunners o tricks wi a gless ee because ye can tak it oot and pap it back in again ony time ye like. Ye can bet yer life Mrs Eejit kent aw the tricks. Wan mornin she took oot her gless ee and drapped it intae Mr Eejit's joog o ginger when he wisnae lookin. Mr Eejit sat there slowly sookin his juice. The faem made a white ring on the hairs aroond his mooth. He dichted the white faem ontae his sark sleeve and dichted his sark sleeve and dichted his sark sleeve on his breeks. 'Ye're up tae nae guid,' Mrs Eejit said, keepin her back tae him sae he widnae see she had taen her gless ee oot. 'Whenever you haud yer wheesht like that, I ken fine weel that ye're up tae nae guid.' Mrs Eejit wis richt. Mr Eejit wis schemin awa like billy-o. He wis tryin tae think up a honkin trick he could play on his wife the day. In a major new departure for Itchy Coo, Matthew Fitt has taken a classic of modern children's literature and retold it in modern Scots. Nobody could really improve on Roald Dahl's story of the revolting Twits and the ghastly tricks they play on each other and how the Muggle-Wump monkeys and the birds take revenge for the way the Twits have mistreated them.But the Scots language is so vibrant and exciting and so well suited to describing the sheer nastiness of Mr and Mrs Eejit, that Fitt's version reads like a new book. It will delight Scottish adults and youngsters alike - everyone will fall about laughing at the twists and turns of this wonderful tale told in their own tongue. show less
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Product details For ages 6-12 Format Paperback | 96 pages Dimensions 129 x 198 x 7mm | 113.4g Publication date 01 Aug 2006 Publisher Black and White Publishing Imprint Itchy Coo Publication City/Country Edinburgh, United Kingdom Language Scots Edition New edition Edition Statement New edition ISBN10 1845020979 ISBN13 9781845020972 Bestsellers rank 50,423
eejitsfinition of eejits by the free dictionary eejits of the week hard though this is to believe but cops in donegal have discovered some hairy eejits are going out at night and taking their children quad biking onozen lakes. ice cant be trusted idiotsurban dictionary eejit eejit unknown a more earing irish slang term for someone who acts foolishly is a bit slow or has no sense. not as harsh as calling someone an idiot. god ted im an awful eejit!
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eejit dictionaryfinition eejitfined eejitfinition noun plural eejits 1. ireland and scotland pejorative an idiot a fool an imbecile.origin hibernoenglish and scottish english pronunciation of idiot. .
definition of eejit the online slang dictionary hes an eejit for doing that. you eejit ! youre supposed to turn the oven on before you put the food in. see more words with the same meaning unintelligent person idiot.
eejit wiktionary ireland scotlandrogatory an idiot a fool an imbecile. eejit in oxforddictionaries1 oxford university press accessed 20 september 2013
eejitfinition of eejit by the free dictionary translating dahl insults into scots is the best part of the jibe author reveals joy over working on kids classic writer there were so many putdowns i could have used
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eejit? bonsai eejit an eejit is an irish/scottish term for an idiot or a fool but more often its used in an affectionate yet still mocking! manner. there is also an element of sympathy eejitry is ivable idiocy. it is often used in a selfprecating way. i was a bit of an eejit there wasnt i?
